my name is Polina
previously greenvulcan and dreamstiel
the kirk to my spock

I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I’ll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.


STAR TREK XIII written and directed by bob orci, inspired by crazypogo

the enterprise crew goes back in time to earth in the 21st century in order to save some whales SEE GUYS IT’S A NOD TO THE ORIGINAL SERIES YA FUCKING NERDS including a prolonged bathing suit sequence in which carol marcus and nyota uhura are the only ones in bathing suits but it totally makes sense because they’re swimming with the whales. they have no other lines or scenes in the movie. jim watches them change in the locker room and everyone laughs. twelve orion girls are in the crew and jim keeps forgetting which one is which cause they’re all green HAHAHAHAHAH! spock and jim hold hands meaningfully but it’s definitely not homo. chekov gets a blue shirt, bones shows up two times, the first to say ‘consarnit’ the second to shout ‘WHISKEY BOURBON MINT JULEP DAMN IT’. sulu would run through the halls of the enterprise with a fencing foil half naked but instead there’s another scene of uhura undressing. no whales are saved but the whales were mentioned YA FUCKING NERDS. will spock and jim learn to put aside their differences in order to follow the exact same emotional arc of the previous two no-homo movies? scotty’s mother is introduced, then immediately killed so he can cry a single tear. the credits roll. bob orci immediately gets on twitter to insult everyone who didn’t understand his genius.


"I want to go down on you," Stiles says and Allison says, "Okay," because what else could she say? What else would she want to say? This pretty boy standing in front of her in faded plaid and his hands stuck so far down in his jean pockets that they might as well be at his knees. I want to go down on you. Okay.

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okay well, after two days of animating, ive finished this heaping pile of shit for the internet. enjoy the worst teen wolf animation/voice acting ever


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